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by Spoonman

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Dre Dre Sitting on the edge of window, looking out into the night and as it starts to rain this song starts to play. Every verse made that night memorible. Never Forget. Favorite track: Rainy Night (prod. by L'Orange).
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1.
Hook You work so hard but barely get by/ You got real dreams but you scared to try/ Say you too unprepared, that’s a lie/ Always just barely miss paradise/ Verse 1 The paradox of paradise/ Come down to a pair of dice/ Pack a parachute, expect turbulent skies/ With just a pair of shoes, you’d be paralyzed/ They all disguise the truth/ It’s all a Roose so I’m Bolton/ Faster than Michael Porter at Father Tolton/ I need a jolt to my system, maybe just a re-set/ Realistically, how many do we get?/ In order to survive, learn to live with regrets/ Like Jon Snow with Ygritte/ Or Ned Stark with his head/ Or George Bush with the debt/ Don’t sweat, just yet/ Not a reason to be upset/ The elite are a subset based on descent/ More rare than others subsequent/ You can still pay your rent/ Make a dent in your retirement/ 1 percent’s not a requirement/ That’s what they all said/ That’s what they all said/ Verse 2 Just turned 34/ Overtime Overtime, cuz you need More More More/ More More More/ Just had a kid, your wife wants More More More/ More More More, More More More/ Get home from work, it’s Chores Chores Chores/ Chores Chores Chores, Chores Chores Chores/ No sleep tonight, your wife Snores Snores Snores/ Snores Snores Snores, Snores Snores Snores/ A Bachelor’s in Humanities?/ Did I lose my sanity?/ Gonna drain out the Liberal bullshit/ And listen to Hannity/ Had nothing handed to me/ I’m a hard working American, damn it!/ Pull up my bootstraps until I strike oil like Jed Clampett!/ If I fail, I clearly didn’t work hard enough/ Or I’m not tough enough, too focused on that art stuff/ Won’t blame anything on hard luck/ Not the GOP way to regard stuff!/ Verse 3 I’m 75/ I’m too old to drive/ I’m too old to swallow my pride/ I wasn’t right/ I could never reach paradise/ No matter how hard I tried/ It doesn’t add up/ Why does everything divide?/ Every conversation with my daughter seems forced/ Ever since her mother and I got divorced/ At least she speaks to me, unlike my son/ Who would like to greet me with a gun/ His youth wasn’t fun/ And it’s my fault/ Too busy to play ball or play catch/ Tryna stave off bills and taxes/ And a marriage as prickly as a cactus/ The fact is I did my best/ It wasn’t enough/ My son didn’t write the test/ But he’s the judge/ I showed him the good stuff/ Without the price/ Resented me as soon as he realized/ I lied about paradise/
2.
Bridge 1 This shit is scary and we can’t go back/ Was talkin’ to my friends about Anderson .Paak/ I go to Google, suggests Anderson .Paak/ I go to Facebook, I see Anderson .Paak/ I go to iTunes, it’s just Anderson .Paak/ This shit is crazy and we can’t go back/ Was talkin’ to my friends about Anderson .Paak/ I go to Google, suggests Anderson .Paak/ I go to Facebook, I see Anderson .Paak/ I go to iTunes, it’s just Anderson .Paak/ This shit’s amazing and I can’t go back/ Google already knew I love Anderson .Paak/ Facebook already knew I love Anderson .Paak/ iTunes already knew I love Anderson .Paak/ Verse 1 I press a button to enter the real world/ Hard to get the feels in this hard cold steel world/ What’s concealed is now revealed in the real world/ Big Brother watching you in the real world/ They trackin’ you, trackin’ you, trackin’ you downnnnnn/ Every time you wanna purchase a clown/ Every time you wanna purchase a cake/ Every time you go on Amazon/ Every time you make a Hot Take/ On Twitter with the hashtag/ They snag your litter like a grab bag/ They see that pic of you and your grand dad/ They demand that your attention is divided/ Look at me, Look at me, Look at me!/ They demand your attention is scattered/ Until your brain splatters and your attention is fractured/ Then they convince you Jobs is the rapture/ And blogs are the answer/ Bridge 2 Curated playlists, curated playlists/ I hope Beats 1 Radio plays this/ Curated playlists, curated playlists/ I hope Pitchfork Media rates this/ Curated playlists, curated playlists/ I hope BBC Radio plays this/ Curated playlists, curated playlists/ I hope The New Yorker rates this/ Curated playlists, curated playlists/ I hope Conde Nast rates this/ Verse 2 We’re conditioned/ To accept terms and conditions under any condition/ Pack in the supervision with precision/ No collision with my vision/ It was a split decision/ It’s time for an update! It’s time for an update!/ Click a button to make it go away/ Benefits are a byproduct/ Stalk our conduct so we buy products/ Buy Prada, Buy sawdust, buy a pot of gold/ Buy a lot to stop getting old/ Constantly compared to beauty that’s sold/ Hit the gym so I can get swole/ Whole Foods on my way home/ Keep spending to be trendy/ So strangers are friendly/ I look like Grunge Jesus/ Beard, man-bun and a henly/ Thank Yeezus for Twitter/ I finally have an identity!/ But seriously/ I’m not chic/ Just unique/ Said the sheep/
3.
Spoonman verse Was a skeptic til I heard Skepta/ On Shutdown he really stepped up/ Left a/ Big impression/ Switched directions/ Incorporate grime and it’s intersections/ Show respect/ Hope my verse pass inspection/ Grab attention/ Not diverse hurts your beat selection/ Came to the track with a plan of attack/ To take down Zach and the rest of the pack/ With a style that’s mad and a swag to match/ You best step back/ ‘less you got some to match/ I brought the wraps/ I brought the weed/ I brought the heat/ I upped the speed/ Squeeze opportunities like double D’s/ Sound as sweet as D Double E/ Or Wiley or Dizzee/ Put you in a tizzy/ Don’t try to diss me/ I know you spinnin’ this back like a Frisbee/ You say kiss my ass/ But I know you’ll miss me/ If I grab your ass/ I know you’ll kiss me/ Don’t get too frisky/ Bout to get fizzy/ Cuz I’m shakin’ shit it up/ So smooth you think I’m making it up/ On the spot/ Off the dome/ Off top/ Rap squat when she give me dome/ You sound lost like ET phone home/ Take you out like Barry O phone drome/ Sixth grade I used to play trombone/ 8th grade guitar, 10th grade bass/ Now I’m spittin bars/ I’ll spit in your face/ If you don’t get out of my way/ Like andalay andalay, eee ii ee iii, uh oh/ Cinque anneés in MO/ Movin’ to Chicago/ Know you love the staccato/ Rap aficionado/ Comin with more hits than Carlos Delgado/ Like Ricky Ricardo, got some shamin’ to do/ Aubrey, you’ve got some splainin’ to do!/ Twitter, you’ve got some hatin’ to do!/ Excuse me, I’ve got some creatin’ to do/ Make due until I break through/ Dreams I wanna make true/ All the crates that I’ve raked through/ So the tape is great, dude/ If I have to quit, I’ll be as bitter as a grapefruit/ With no splenda/ Sentiments from a MENSA contender/ Never content, I stay tense while I’m present/ No pretense, why I’m never less than second/ Never waste a second
4.
Verse 1 So sophisticated..../ The capital city of artistic creation/ Sexual freedom and alienation/ Was offered a beat from a man from Toulousse/ Sound so sweet, what the Spoon got to lose?/ He said, what’d you like?/ I said, Je voudrais/ Un rythme de rap/ With the snares and the hi-hats/ And a bassline that slaps/ Oh yeah, Oh yeah/ Dj Atono/ Do it pro bono/ Livin’ no FOMO/ Goodbye to Como/ And hello to Chi-town/ The rest of my life now/ Just gimme a a mic now/ Gimme a mic now/ I’m ready to fight now/ You ready to bite now/ Ready to bite my STYLEEEEE/ My STYLLLEEEEE/ Ready to bite my STYLEEEEEE/ My STYLEEEEEEEE/ Born like this, like CatDog/ Just the way that I rap, dawg/ Like a sasquatch with patois/ Verse 2 I’m on a mission/ Find what I been missin/ Now I’m ready to listen/ I’m ready to listen so you better speak up/ Not afraid of division, you better speak up/ This indecision that you speak of/ I made my decision, we’re gonna break up/ Ready to wake up/ Chase hoes in their make-up/ No clothes when we make love/ Feel better than pay stubs/ Stacks to pack eight tubs/ Quackin’ like eight ducks/ Cracked and gave eight fucks/ Fat bass needs eight subs/ Wait for the club/ For the club to get poppin/ These pills we be poppin/ The rush never stoppin/ Suss out my options/ Hot bust in a crop top/ Young lust, no cock block/ Take my shoes and my socks off/ Then she suckin’ my cock off/ Goin’ like ka ka/ Stuck it in, she go Gaga/ She wanna call me Da Da/ Make her moan like Ya Ya/ Take me home, she said Nah Nah/ Verse 3 When I’m sleepin and snorin’/ Keep me in storage/ Unless it’s important/ It isn’t important/ Super hungover/ I can’t ignore it/ Eat none of your porridge/ Eat none of your fridge/ Gonna go out and get some short ribs/ Your prime’s always short lived/ Not the best of all time, but I’m on the short list/ Potential enormous but future’s amorphous/ Not chasin’ endorsements, I’m chasin’ endorphins/ When it come to the game/ Like Kramer, I’m drivin’ the bus/ Like Kramer, I don’t give a fuck/ Lite creamer all in my cup/ My grinder filled up with nugs/ So we gon roll a blunt/ And I’m gonna smoke you up/ Yeah I’m gonna smoke you up
5.
A shame that I came into this game alone/ But I’m gonna make a name in this Game of Thrones/ Forget all the lames out in Westeros/ Or bros named James on the Western Coast/ That new James Blake was too long yanno/ But on the Timeless remix, I killed the flow/ New skill that I’ve honed 1000 refugees killed on the boat/ In the Mediterranean/ Because of problems out in Mesopotamia, They tryna dodge em/ Cuz nobody solves em/ Let’s not be solemn/ Drink brandy from a salamander and I’m hammered/ Animated like Homer and Ned Flanders/ Think I’ll get a home out in Flanders/ Maybe in Brussells/ Hope she Answers Me like Arthur Russell/ Built up some muscle, now I’m tryna trim the fat/ So I can get a chick like Prim Sripipat/ I rip the bag, I rip the bong/ I sip a flask and then I’m gone/ Grab a mic and I hit it raw/ Unhinge your jaw/ My lack of flaws has you in awe/ Still wonderin’ just what you saw/ The wunderkind of Missourah/ And Cackalack, North and South/ Factor that, into my sound/ Embrace the UK cuz they break new ground/ Grime, drum’n’bass and that Ruff Sound/ There’s a time and place for the here and now/ And blasts from the past to bring back around/ That’s how I’m found/ It’s Spoonman, I’m back in town/
6.
VERSE 1 Goin’ in over dub, house and grime beats/ This album’s a time piece/ It’s a mad ting, this timing/ Now my only tihng is rhyming/ Trade states in a few days/ But my state of my mind stays the same/ Play the game like Settlers of Catan/ Read Rap Genius like it’s the Qu’Ran/ Aimin for the title/ My words like a verse from the Bible/ Can switch gears without shifting into idle/ When they switch the beat/ I never fall back/ I stay on my feet/ Like I’m a kitty cat/ Break me off a beat/ I spit kit kat bars/ One day they’ll say the kid got far/ The hip-hop Jean-Luc Godard/ Postgrad my Le Gai savoir/ Say I use fads or use patois/ That’s off, that’s not right/ Best back off, better play nice! You really think I’d let you off the hook that easy?/ You wonder how I make a song with no hook sound easy/ When I was young they’d tease me/ If I’d said I’d be a rapper they’d never believe me/ Guess they’re gonna have to change the way they perceive me, now/ Now when they see me, they be like wow/ VERSE 2 Yo it’s Spoon and I’m back, just smoked that loudpack/ This beat sounds like a movie soundtrack/ Like Attack the Block with Basement Jaxx/ I patiently spazz all over the track/ Me, Fehr, and ZOme comin’ through like the Monstars/ The way we bombard you with these bomb bars/ Hotter than curry from Bombay/ Hotter than Curry on a trey/ Hotter than the torch that made this crème brulee/ The misanthropic misogynist that dress androgynous/ These rappers so homogenous, the shit seems obvious/ My songs are like novels and they sound like they novices/ Lament me cuz I torment them like Obelisk/ ZOmer is Slifer and Fehr’s the Winged Dragon/ We just some hip-hop lifers sharing a few flagons/ And waggin’ our tails at some ladies telling their tales/ Won’t fail since Asian chicks love that I’m pale/ I’m tryna Death Grips and chill but she was off of the pill/ Still needed my fill so she sucked till her neck hurt/ Then I’m back in the lab like I’m Dexter makin’ my next verse/
7.
Vote for Hillary/ Vote for Bernie/ Shit, vote for Trump/ It don’t concern me/ The main contenders/ A hawkish Senator left of center/ Friend to big spenders/ Neo-con agenda/ But less of an adventure/ Than Trump I’d venture/ Bernie needs denchers/ Trump’s head looks like a fucking basketball/ From Spalding/ A wall is what we all need!/ Not infrastructure, not trains!/ Not a raise on the minimum wage!/ The Earth is in turmoil/ We keep losing soil/ Don’t spoil the oil/ Attack those that aren’t loyal/ Iran can’t be rowdy/ Free reign to the Saudis/ Black guy in an Audi/ Cops drop him like Rousey/ But if he’s white/ It’s alright/ A bank funds cartel/ We don’t indict/ Regardless of Election Night/ We should be frightened/ You’re deranged or insane/ If you think anything will change/ A new name to blame/ It’ll stay the same/ They’re chained to banks/ Christ’s sake/ Use your brain/ Max out at an eight-year reign/ Murdoch’s 85, ain’t goin away/ Koch Brothers always willing to pay/ Fuck your worth/ 60 more years of Mark Zuckerberg/ I get it, it’s Cali, they’re liberal dudes/ But why Facebook only show liberal news?/ And Google too, sad but true/ Some concede because it meets their beliefs/ It’s a sad dichotomy/ Brainwashing’s fine if its your ideology/ Verse 2 Brock Turner and that damn gorilla/ More coverage than the thrilla in the Manilla/ Go to Facebook, all the opinions vanilla/ Choose one side, no other options considered/ There’s a problem, but I’m not part of it!/ Sentiments from Congress to Parliament/ Police policies cause stress so blacks smoke Parliaments/ Gamin’ On Ya like Parliament/ Clean up neighborhoods like vultures/ Sacrifice culture for safety/ Areas ruined by crack in the eighties/ Gentrify is a nice way to say things/ Like yoga and coffee shops displacing/ The fates of all the races they hate, Wait/ If it’s a problem, I play a big part/ Me and my white roommates live in Wicker Park/ We didn’t wanna live in that iffy part/ By Humboldt Park, contrast was stark/ Two blocks away is like Little San Juan/ Don’t wanna ever say, “Man run!”/ Why’d everyone say, “Rahm run!”/ Cuz of Obama? Should be a goner/ 16 shots on Laquon McDonald/ A murder ring caught on video/ Told Burger King, delete the video/ More repeats of Chi city’s shit show/ Shuttling shame by the shores of skid row/ Kids know, I kick flows in droves/ What a tangled web I wove/ The dang ‘ol web is how I know/ Goes to show any Joe Schmo/ Can go from so-so to informed/ Like Varys for Danaerys/ Stormborn, the Unburnt/ Forlorn future for the unlearnt/ Uncertain for certain cuz you can never be sure/ And I know that for sure
8.
Rapped verse Shit’s hit the fan/ It’s not even bananas, it’s gone full plaintains/ Crazier than slaves with plantations to maintain/ I’m like Django Unchained and you’re lemon meringue/ Piece of pie, what did I, do to deserve this/ Relationship I try to preserve when the verse hit/ Assume my words are subversive/ Aversive to my perseverance/ Causin’ interference/ Steer clear of that conversation/ That cause consternation/ To me you shine brighter than the constellation/ You’re no consolation, but I can’t keep waitin’/
9.
Ahhhhhh, easy like Sunday morning/ Bae snoring, look outside and it’s pouring/ My only chore is to roll up a blunt/ And maybe coordinate some brunch to munch on/ And I got a hunch the line will be long/ But I’m craving some biscuits and gravy/ And maybe something sweet along with that savory/ Came in and put our name in/ Host said it’d be an hour but we can’t blame him/ In the meantime, I got high like Wingardium Leviosa/ Went to the bar and ordered some mimosas/ We turned white like Sosa, we were so hungry/ My tummy begged as I saw folks eat eggs, the yolk runny/ She likes sunny side up, but I would take a bite of/ Anything at all, just heard our name called/ Didn’t wanna ramble, my order was no gamble/ 3 eggs scrambled with feta on top/ Plus B&G and bacon, man that hit the spot/ Pop on some Netflix to decide what to watch non-stop/ Some Bourdain in the rain keeps my brain sane/ You stroke on my mane and for once we seem tame/ I’d be lyin’/lion if I said tomorrow would be the same/ But for now, no struggles just snuggles/ Plenty of magic between us two muggles/ We huddle underneath a sheet and the electric blanket/ The fan blowing air, good thang you brang it/ It’ll help us cool down after we smang it/ After that cunniLANGUS/ While I strangled your anus/ Then my ghost busted like Harold Ramis/
10.
I’m driving in the rain hoping my car crash/ Got hard cash but no more credit with you/ All went by in a flash, all that’s left is residue/ Alone in my residence longing for your presence/ What I did was wrong, I understand your hesitance/ Can’t regulate my temperament/ My temperature goes hot to cold/ I know it gets old/ But I’m so damn young/ And this aint no damn fun for either one of us/ A lack of stability only hurts my ability to dodge my trials with agility/ It sounds silly, but they’ll eventually kill me/ I drink Tank 7 to try and reach a Blank Heaven/ I need a safe space or a safe haven/ Guess I hate myself more than I love you/ Wish you could trust me as much as I trust you/ You love me more than anyone, but do as you must do/ Cuz you hate me more than anyone so do as you must do/
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Verse 1 Without a beat, I sound rather sad/ I’ve cheated on every girlfriend I’ve ever had/ And when I’m mad, I’m almost violent/ Even at my best, I’m not quite smilin’/ I was always curious, but never a question about my depression/ But I was under the impression it was due to my obsession with self-reflection/ That’s the wrong version; it’s perversion of my rage/ Thought it would go away with age but I’m still plagued/ Tryna turn the page, start a new chapter/ But if I get to okay, what comes after?/ Will every day then be filled with laughter?/ Don’t wanna have to burn embers from Denver/ To make my temper surrender/ So now the way I like to make my heart tender/ Is to Kill the mic like Render/ 2nd verse I’ve got a lot to prove/ Just cuz you move doesn’t mean you change/ I got a lot of brain in the bank I wanna maintain/ So I can’t stay the same, I can’t be this way/ So easy to say, So easy to say/ Harder to do, that’s the hard truth/ Not a cripple, just a broken thing/ And I dibble dabble in that spoken thing/ And that smoking thing, puff out smoke rings/ Come back from the dead, Jon Snow things/ Never careless/ Play the long game like Sansa or Varys/ Stay wonky like Willy Wonka in Paris/ Stan Kroenke standards of fairness/ The Arsenal to larcen cuz of Stepparents/ The heiress to Walmart shares he’s sharin/ His flaws are apparent, but why should we care?/ Just like you got to mine for the gem/ To read between the lines you gotta know the stem/ Then you see the crimson pedals on the flower/ Gotta know King Crimson to understand Power/ Gotta know George Clinton to understand Dre/ Gotta know Bill Clinton to understand Hillary/ Empathy’s not a thrill for me/ Empathy’s a drill for me/ Not a skill for me, I’d kill to be/ Good with people, they’re a necessary evil/ I’m like Larry David the sequel/ My peers are not equal/ I’m the one that stays fun and cerebral/ I speak for the streets and the regal/ I’m the one you see as good and evil/ I’m the one you see as unconceivable/ I’ve lost some things that are irretrievable/ Best believe I ain’t gonna concede/ I’m tryna speak less and say more/ Don’t need to get paid like Kent Bazemore/ Just crave the day that rap’s my day-chore/ And get claps like your fave when they tour/ The assault of the gestalt of these tunes/ Will make critics swoon to the Spoon soon/ Kendrick pimped his butterfly, just popped my cocoon/

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released August 16, 2016

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